My next door neighbor is a nightmare. I know, for a fact that her husband ran over our new fountain supplies with his lawn mower. I saw it, we have it on camera. She still refuses to acknowledge this and refuses to pay us back. It was about $29.99 worth of equipment he destroyed.
I was at Walmart last week and saw her new lawn gnome being sold for that exact price, so I stole it and put it up at our rental property 22 miles away where she’ll never see it again. She has no cameras, so I know I got away with it. Karma is a bitch, and so am I.
Confession: I stole her garden gnome
- highlandmum
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This makes me think of the one someone stole then took it on a round the world vacation. Then returned the gnome with a book documenting the whole trip.
Why were your fountain supplies where her husband would need to mow?
Second, she could have you on tap and press charges for theft for what $30.
Grow up.
Second, she could have you on tap and press charges for theft for what $30.
Grow up.
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- Princess
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Oh, gee. All of you desperately need to grow up
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