Confession: I stole her garden gnome

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My next door neighbor is a nightmare. I know, for a fact that her husband ran over our new fountain supplies with his lawn mower. I saw it, we have it on camera. She still refuses to acknowledge this and refuses to pay us back. It was about $29.99 worth of equipment he destroyed.
I was at Walmart last week and saw her new lawn gnome being sold for that exact price, so I stole it and put it up at our rental property 22 miles away where she’ll never see it again. She has no cameras, so I know I got away with it. Karma is a bitch, and so am I.
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Uh huh 😉
Anonymous 3

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People still like garden gnomes?
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Anonymous 3 wrote: Wed Aug 10, 2022 7:24 pm People still like garden gnomes?
I love them
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highlandmum
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This makes me think of the one someone stole then took it on a round the world vacation. Then returned the gnome with a book documenting the whole trip.
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Girl, you didn't pay any tax? What are you talking about $29.99?
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RIZZY1 wrote: Wed Aug 10, 2022 8:58 pm Girl, you didn't pay any tax? What are you talking about $29.99?
That was the before tax price on the tag. I should have charged more really.
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Why were your fountain supplies where her husband would need to mow?

Second, she could have you on tap and press charges for theft for what $30.

Grow up.
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Oh, gee. All of you desperately need to grow up
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I found cute 20 inch gnomes for 89 cents. I don’t really like them but I figured they would make nice gifts.
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