Confession: I stole her garden gnome

[Pjmm]

People still like garden gnomes?

Apparently my neighbor does, along with every other yard sculpture imaginable...

This is your neighbor? My gosh I am sorry you have to look at that every day!

Its tacky but at least it’s cared For. Try living in rural Florida sometime . Jeff Foxworthy used to say “if people think you’re holding a garage sale when you’re not you might just be a redneck.” He wasn’t kidding. I’ve seen cars that appeared to becoming one with nature. Trailers. This was in towns, not in the country. I’ve also seen the Virgin Mary statues. They’re popular in South Florida. It could be worse.

[PoplarGrove]

People still like garden gnomes?

Apparently my neighbor does, along with every other yard sculpture imaginable...

Want to switch neighbours? My neighbour yelled at me for feeding birds and squirrels and tried to steal my fairy houses because they're an "eyesore". I think I'd get along swimmingly with your neighbour.

[SallyMae]

Weird thing is, this is the house two doors down...

[Traci_Momof2]

I can't imagine being that petty over a measly $30.

[Anonymous 8]

Guilty of gnome-napping.

[SouthernIslander]

You’re right. Karma is a bitch, so wait for yours for this childish shit.