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Nope,I can't have children anymore.
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Nope,I can't have children anymore.
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Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:14 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:07 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:31 pm Changed my mind. Yes I'm pregnant. I'm having 10 million of anon 2's babies.

Because I don't want to shock you into labor .. We're throwing you a hell of a suprise baby shower once the babies are born.
Would you mind naming baby #319 after me? 'Tia Goddess of All' is an awesome name for a Anon / human mutant baby!
Absolutely!
I've got to tell you, the thought of anyone giving birth to more than two babies has caused my lady bits to cringe in sympathy.

What will you do if they read the ultrasound wrong and there's 10,000,001 babies in there?
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stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:20 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:14 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:07 am


Because I don't want to shock you into labor .. We're throwing you a hell of a suprise baby shower once the babies are born.
Would you mind naming baby #319 after me? 'Tia Goddess of All' is an awesome name for a Anon / human mutant baby!
Absolutely!
I've got to tell you, the thought of anyone giving birth to more than two babies has caused my lady bits to cringe in sympathy.

What will you do if they read the ultrasound wrong and there's 10,000,001 babies in there?
Then my life is over. 10,000,000 babies I can handle. But 10,000,001, nope that's too many.

hahahah
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Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:14 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:07 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:31 pm Changed my mind. Yes I'm pregnant. I'm having 10 million of anon 2's babies.

Because I don't want to shock you into labor .. We're throwing you a hell of a suprise baby shower once the babies are born.
Would you mind naming baby #319 after me? 'Tia Goddess of All' is an awesome name for a Anon / human mutant baby!
Absolutely!
oh crap now this is in my head ...




I would birth 500 babies and I would birth 500 more ....
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Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:12 am
Valentina327 wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:32 pm
Dylexsmommy wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:31 pm Changed my mind. Yes I'm pregnant. I'm having 10 million of anon 2's babies.
I can't believe you'd be stupid enough to have that many children :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just thought I'd help out!
I can't imagine she's be so irresponsible to not pay me child support
Well, perhaps, you should have planned better. ;) LOL
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Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:21 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:20 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:14 am

Absolutely!
I've got to tell you, the thought of anyone giving birth to more than two babies has caused my lady bits to cringe in sympathy.

What will you do if they read the ultrasound wrong and there's 10,000,001 babies in there?
Then my life is over. 10,000,000 babies I can handle. But 10,000,001, nope that's too many.

hahahah
should we assume you won't be breast feeding? or should I start a Go Fund Me for a wagon to rest those boobies on in between feedings?
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stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:30 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:21 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:20 am

I've got to tell you, the thought of anyone giving birth to more than two babies has caused my lady bits to cringe in sympathy.

What will you do if they read the ultrasound wrong and there's 10,000,001 babies in there?
Then my life is over. 10,000,000 babies I can handle. But 10,000,001, nope that's too many.

hahahah
should we assume you won't be breast feeding? or should I start a Go Fund Me for a wagon to rest those boobies on in between feedings?
No, I think I'll be requiring milk maids. Can you set up a Go Fund me so I can pay the milk maids? Please and thank you
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Good grief.. not I.
I'm impatiently waiting for menopause.. late 50's and still capable of getting pregnant.
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Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:35 am
stilltfez wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:30 am
Dylexsmommy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:21 am

Then my life is over. 10,000,000 babies I can handle. But 10,000,001, nope that's too many.

hahahah
should we assume you won't be breast feeding? or should I start a Go Fund Me for a wagon to rest those boobies on in between feedings?
No, I think I'll be requiring milk maids. Can you set up a Go Fund me so I can pay the milk maids? Please and thank you

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