Quilting Club!

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morgan
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Does anyone want to join my quilting club?

It's really fun. Let me tell you about it.

Basically, we Quilt. Barefoot. In the kitchen.

And of course, worship Trump. Like, REALLY worship him. We light candles and chant in front of a YUGE statue of him.

We also believe in being pregnant 24 hours a day, seven days a week, without fail, until we die from over consumption of fried chicken. In our double wides. In the Conservative, Christian, South.

So, membership is open!
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Sign me up.

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I love to sew! And be barefoot, I am right now. Gotta keep the quilting away from the stove though. It’s a fire hazard and we don’t want any grease stains yet.
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I have briefly lived in a double wide. I hate them due to hurricanes. Also I'm past the child birth years I think and I don't sew. But if you all tell me how to make good fried catfish or chicken I'll come by.
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Pjmm wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:40 pm
I have briefly lived in a double wide. I hate them due to hurricanes. Also I'm past the child birth years I think and I don't sew. But if you all tell me how to make good fried catfish or chicken I'll come by.
Everyone is welcome!
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Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:44 pm
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You don't like to quilt? You can knit or sew or crochet if you like. Or pray.
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Oh darn. I thought this was real , I love quilting.
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Frau Holle wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:47 pm
Oh darn. I thought this was real , I love quilting.
It is!
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morgan wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:48 pm
Frau Holle wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:47 pm
Oh darn. I thought this was real , I love quilting.
It is!
I quilt, crochet, knit and do needlepoint ! My favorite way to pass the time is to make something.
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