Epitaph for CafeMom

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Aletheia
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Here are some suggestions, courtesy of CEHT:


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Mourn not fleeting words;

Their worth was in the giving,

Like tears in the rain.
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What happened on Cafemom --- stays on Cafemom -- for eternity.
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Closing time

You don’t have to go home

But you can’t stay here
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Their once was a forum on CM
Full of smart women and some men
The men they would lie
"I'm a mom" they would cry!
It's going, and now I won't miss them.
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Interesting days

There were some serious rows

Most that ended well
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Thank you to Cafe Mom
You filled in hours of my life
Insomnia is no laughing matter
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What's your favourite?
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This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an

ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect


Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?

Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?

Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?

No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
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Aletheia wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 12:15 pm This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an

ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect


Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?

Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?

Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?

No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
This one is great!
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
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Aletheia wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 12:15 pm This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an

ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect


Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?

Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?

Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?

No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
AHHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS
"It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."
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I am so F***ing sad, damn it! Lol, those are great.
Bingo

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i was Happyolechimp at the café...
Café ashes will be scattered across the worldwide web now
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