Daddy's new wife.......

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Ok, saw this this morning and thought it was hilarious...and a great idea.

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new younger wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it to the wedding", she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day".

A few days later, they went shopping and her mother did find another gorgeous dress to wear to the wedding

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it".

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding" :lol:
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Hahaha. Mom's a sly one.
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Ha.
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😂😂😂😂
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Oh! Machiavellian mommy. I like her!
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LOL! Too funny!!
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It was funny when I read it several years ago.
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Anonymous 1 wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:18 pm
Ok, saw this this morning and thought it was hilarious...and a great idea.

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new younger wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it to the wedding", she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day".

A few days later, they went shopping and her mother did find another gorgeous dress to wear to the wedding

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it".

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding"
Perfect! :lol::lol::lol:
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