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Unread post Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:31 am

Not really, but these cramps are hellish.
Mother Nature is working over time this week. I look pregnant, lethargic and my cramps have me curled up in a ball.
Midol, Ibuprofen, heating packs, hot baths... F***ing nada is working.
I sneezed while standing and my uterus figuratively said "f**k you for making a sudden movement" and knocked me on my ass.
The pups are over here whining because I am groaning.
I seemed to have upsetted the PMS gods.
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Unread post Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:04 pm

Menopause is no fun either. I missed one period and the following month made up for it by having a 14 day long one. I'm like wtf. I thought for sure I had a fibroid. No just F***ing pre- menopausal.

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So glad I don’t get periods anymore. Feel better soon.

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