Stupid Confessions

[Guest]

I pooped my pants a couple of weeks ago. I trusted a fart, ended up having to throw my underwear away and take a shower. I was SO glad I was home alone at the time!!!

[Nebbioloschnebbiolo]

Likewise. It blows.

Random, but are you also bothered by swings?

I can't ride a bike anymore. It's an inner ear problem, so I just don't have the balance for it anymore.

Yes, Unfortunately.

[WickedPissah]

I don't know how to roll a joint.

[mrsmacgiver]

I don't know how to roll a joint.

Use a dollar bill. So easy.

[Spookly]

I'm 24 and I still play neopets and pokemon when I'm bored shitless.

[Spookly]

Also my favorite show right now is a child's show, Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir. Chat is my favorite thing on the internet right now.

[Zoegirlsmom]

I eat frozen gummy bears, all the time. I still sleep with my baby blanket.

[Danesmommy1]

I don't know how to roll a joint.

I can't either!

[WickedPissah]

I suck at grammar and puncuation.