I almost killed my dog

[Lolabearlow]

Mama! She was STARVING, so hungry she almost DIED!!!!!!!

Well now shes filled with the written word of Stephen king

But that was just the appetizer, the entree is a Oxford dictionary and Bronte for dessert.

[AllofFive19]

ROFL.

[Pjmm]

Once when I was in college and poor I bought an expensive Easter basket for my bf's toddler brother. They had some foufou dog. Maybe a cocker spaniel. Damn thing got into the basket and ate all the chocolate. I wanted to kill the little fucker. I think it shit a lot but otherwise it was fine. That annoyed me more. I hate cocker spaniels lol.