Here are some suggestions, courtesy of CEHT:
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Mourn not fleeting words;
Their worth was in the giving,
Like tears in the rain.
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What happened on Cafemom --- stays on Cafemom -- for eternity.
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Closing time
You don’t have to go home
But you can’t stay here
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Their once was a forum on CM
Full of smart women and some men
The men they would lie
"I'm a mom" they would cry!
It's going, and now I won't miss them.
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Interesting days
There were some serious rows
Most that ended well
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Thank you to Cafe Mom
You filled in hours of my life
Insomnia is no laughing matter
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What's your favourite?
Epitaph for CafeMom
- Aletheia
- Regent
- Posts: 2260
- Joined: Mon May 21, 2018 8:44 pm
- Location: England
This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an
ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect
Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?
Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?
Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?
No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect
Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?
Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?
Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?
No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
- Murdoc's Mistress
- Donated
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Regent
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Mon May 21, 2018 4:09 pm
- Location: Point Nemo
This one is great!Aletheia wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 12:15 pm This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an
ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect
Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?
Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?
Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?
No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
- admin
- The Law
-
Marchioness
- Posts: 697
- Joined: Sun May 20, 2018 6:40 pm
AHHAHAHAHA LOVE THISAletheia wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 12:15 pm This one wouldn't fit on a grave marker, it is more of an
ELERGY FOR CAFEMOM
by SlightlyPerfect
Was it the sausages or Jenna?
The pilot's wife or bad henna?
The guy F***ing a turkey
or that lady's hanging beef jerky?
Accidental cheating
Or child support that's fleeting?
Pregnancy by anal
Or the nanny robbing the cradle?
Anonageddon or a glitch?
Anonymous 1 being a bitch?
Current Events & Hot Topics?
The guy who ran to the tropics?
No! It's Cafemom and Confessions!
Addictions and obsessions!
From politics to a never-ending list...
CafeMom will be missed!
"It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."
- lunarprancer
- Princess Royal
- Posts: 8514
- Joined: Mon May 21, 2018 12:09 am
I am so F***ing sad, damn it! Lol, those are great.
i was Happyolechimp at the café...
Café ashes will be scattered across the worldwide web now
Café ashes will be scattered across the worldwide web now